Click the kitty on the top left corner if you want it to chase your cursor :3
of you
“I SHALL BEND FOR NO BODY”
i do not like green eggs and ham will.i.am
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
whats a good excuse to get out of soccer practice i need to know asap
excellent answers, thank u friends
“pass me a joint”
i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend
started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse
i have two sneezes
the fairy princess sneeze
and the death metal sneeze
THSI GIF FROM ROMEO + JULIET MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY TIEM BECAUSE SHE’S LIKE SHIT SON I FUCKED UP HARD MY DAD IS GONNA KILL ME FOR THIS BUT I NEED TO TOUCH THAT DICK
*ducts tapes my laptop together*
*duct tapes my life together*
isnt that what i said
98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
